1. Bring a Rotwriller in and see if anyone asks you to leave( dress all gangster but dont put a gang name).
2. Knock everything of the shelves ( credit to Crissangelfreak for this idea)
3. Buy a toy lightsaber and Darth Vader costume , bring a friend , make him dress like Luke Skywalker and have a light saber , Play epic light saber battles then finally Darth Vader Say '' Luke i am your father''.
4.Grab boxes of condoms and throw them over aisles , Try to throw them in carts that have kids .
5. If there is a food court order 3,000,000,000, Act serious and say in 5 minutes , If They say okay say jk, but a a drink so you didnt waste their time .
6. Wear a shirt that says TARGET IS BETTER!

Thats all for now , Leave me a idea and i will give you credit .

HWR OUT!

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