1. when at the check out line sit on the revolving belt and act like a x box.
2. talk on the loud speaker with the phones when no one is looking and say '' Speacil on condoms, Buy a condom box for $1.00 and get two for free!'' or ''ask the cashier where his twinkes are and get a free x box!''
3. throw random things in others carts when there not looking, Ex. a toilet seat.
4.leave five paper notes that say ''better get very ready soon '' with one word per paper.

5.bring a big box that u can fit in and write on the side , free movies in here, make shure u carve a hole
to check for employes
thats all for now,
not my fault if your in trouble