1. Go on intercom dial #96 and say " Hey kids if you ask parents what sex is and get free toys and candy!"
2. Get a soda from the food aisle ,shake it really hard and throw it on the floor then you know the drill...............RUN.
3. Get a cantelope, Paint it the color of poop and make grunting noises, then drop the cantelope in,run out and dont flush it.
4. Go on intercom again and say "the first thirty people in the video game section get 2 free games of their choice.
5. Fill a bag with mud , splat it on the restroom door.
All i can think of, its not my fault u get in trouble
HWR out1!